What can I write about me?

 My name is Jon Payne. I come from Sandhurst, England. J’ai vingt-neuf ans, maintenant.

At various stages in my life I have been a skateboard nut, a car nut, a guitar nut, a computer nut, a bboy nut, a popping nut, a rap nut, a rock star nutter, and many many other things in between.

 This is where I document my misdemeanours, and other crimes in the name of fantasy and dreams.

Latest Crimes

• Computer: To WiFi or not to WiFi, that is the question - May 16th, 2009
  OK, I'm torn.  Having put up with a silly little Cat5 lead running out of my lounge into the stu...
• Musings: AAAAAARGHHHH. My favourite BEER IS GONE!!!!!! - February 6th, 2009
  The bean counters have done it again. May I introduce our dear departed, Peeterman Artois. [sin...
• Emceeing: Emceeing - December 30th, 2008
  Well, as you may have noticed on the front page of this site, I have been interested in a lot differ...
• Acoustic Somethings...: Inspiring Performance by one of my musical heroes - August 13th, 2008
  Lindsey Buckenham, playing big love live, all on his own. Fleetwood Mac were one of those magical ba...
• Getting Fit!: T minus......Tough Guy Countdown!!! - July 26th, 2008
  Well.....          As you can read here, and here I am entering the Tough Guy competitio...